A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes

orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp

twelve year old Daniel Radcliffe shoving a nearly-naked Orlando Bloom into his closet

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I know the whole thing with Javert being a rank of police that didn’t exist is Hugo just smoothing over the whole mess that is the French police force

but I can’t help imagining Javert giving himself promotions and making his own medals

nobody knows where he came from

nobody even employed him

he just showed up one day and started solving crimes

he’s like a station cat except he carries handcuffs

Assistant to the regional deputy

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she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully


she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully

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According to the song Seasons of Love from RENT, there are 525,600 minutes a year.

One line later, there are “525,000 Moments so dear”.

So, doing the math, we can glean that there are 600 moments which aren’t so dear.

And I think I just used one of them by walking in on my boss who forgot to lock the bathroom stall.

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Birthday: May 17th

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Bisexual. Straight ace-ish

Height: 5’3

Time zone: EST

What time and date is it there: 9/30/14 9:06 pm

Average hours of sleep I get each night: 6-9. I like sleeping.

The last thing I googled was: Benjamin Moore paint

Most used phrases: “Fuck,” “it’s the principle of it,” something scathing and hilarious

What I last said to a family member: “Bye.” On the phone.

One place that makes me happy and why: Barnes and Noble on 86th and 3rd, it’s a bookstore and they let dogs in

How many blankets I sleep under: 1. 

Favourite beverage: Water.

The last movie I watched in the cinema: Guardians of the Galaxy

Three things I can’t live without:My kindle, my dogs, purpose-ish

Something I plan on learning: How to teach *sigh*

A piece of advice for all my followers: Don’t.

Anyone who wants to do it is tagged



a list of popular ASOIAF theories/predictions that make me roll my eyes

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So far adulthood is just going grocery shopping, realizing you didn’t plan well or logically, going grocery shopping again, repeat ad infinitum. 0/10 stars, would not recommend

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make sure all of the letters on my grave stone are lowercase so i can remain cool and casual even in death

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"How’s my favorite kid this morning?"


Jesus, Natalie.

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never microwave a caprisun

what did you do

i microwaved a caprisun

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