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cumgirl1:

riff raff is a disgusting person like he’s not even funny or cool or hot he’s like borderline remedial and not to mention he pulled his dick out and started jackin off in front of two girls he was supposed to be handling business with and made them highly uncomfortable so #stopsupportingriffraff

he dm’s underage girls on twitter like all the time

this…this isn’t about rocky horror, is it?

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that’s my secret…i’m always menstruating

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aneatoblog:

When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.

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breadmaakesyoufat:

i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

"oh no my potato"

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lizis2spooky:

Sean Bean dies in everything because it’s the universe trying to correct the hole ripped in it due to the fact that his name doesn’t rhyme when it should

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Today at work we had a faculty meeting and one of the professors guest speaking was fine as fuck so after he left I said to my boss “that guy is fine as fuck, thanks for having him” and she said “what?” Because she didn’t hear me and I was like “oh god this is my chance to back down and pretend I didn’t say anything this is inappropriate”

But I repeated it and she still didn’t hear me and I know she’d be more pissed if I said “nevermind” than if she heard me so I said it a third time and she said “god I know, right?”

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remember when paige michalchuck had an interview for a prestigious fake canadian university and she got high and botched the interview and the interviewer told her mom

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punkmarauder:

can you imagine Oliver having to show up at quidditch trials and say ‘anyone who’s here to try out for seeker better go back up to the castle because an 11 year old boy rode a broom for the first time today and McGonagall gave him the seeker position before asking me or letting me see him play sorry guys’

I’m literally watching that scene right now and now I can’t stop laughing

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