A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes
orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp
twelve year old Daniel Radcliffe shoving a nearly-naked Orlando Bloom into his closet
I know the whole thing with Javert being a rank of police that didn’t exist is Hugo just smoothing over the whole mess that is the French police force
but I can’t help imagining Javert giving himself promotions and making his own medals
nobody knows where he came from
nobody even employed him
he just showed up one day and started solving crimes
he’s like a station cat except he carries handcuffs
Assistant to the regional deputy
Birthday: May 17th
Sexuality: Bisexual. Straight ace-ish
Time zone: EST
What time and date is it there: 9/30/14 9:06 pm
Average hours of sleep I get each night: 6-9. I like sleeping.
The last thing I googled was: Benjamin Moore paint
Most used phrases: “Fuck,” “it’s the principle of it,” something scathing and hilarious
What I last said to a family member: “Bye.” On the phone.
One place that makes me happy and why: Barnes and Noble on 86th and 3rd, it’s a bookstore and they let dogs in
How many blankets I sleep under: 1.
Favourite beverage: Water.
The last movie I watched in the cinema: Guardians of the Galaxy
Three things I can’t live without:My kindle, my dogs, purpose-ish
Something I plan on learning: How to teach *sigh*
A piece of advice for all my followers: Don’t.
Anyone who wants to do it is tagged
So far adulthood is just going grocery shopping, realizing you didn’t plan well or logically, going grocery shopping again, repeat ad infinitum. 0/10 stars, would not recommend
make sure all of the letters on my grave stone are lowercase so i can remain cool and casual even in death
(Source: scottymccockslut, via spendsleeplessnights)
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